Incognito

Saffron ' Dali' Smith

So often we see people allegedly trying to escape notice in the public eye by donning big hats and even bigger sunglasses (mine are quite big actually, but that's not for public discussion) but in fact end up drawing more attention to themselves by so doing. None of that ridiculousness for our dear Saffron; here she is pictured in her 'I'm a 19th century philosopher-artist-revolutionary' disguise. On days when she prefers to go about incognito, we whip out the moustache (I keep spares in my wallet) and voila! She has even perfected the thoughtful intelligent gaze to go with the moustache. I have to say it's been pretty damn effective; she's not been rumbled so far.